Ah, you have found your way through the mist. Good. I have been expecting someone — though I confess I wasn't entirely sure when, or indeed who. The Workshop has a habit of calling exactly the right people at precisely the wrong time.
Within these walls you will find tools of considerable mystical power, several things that are merely amusing, and at least one thing that will tell you to just buy her flowers. All of it is free. Most of it is harmless. Browse at your leisure — the kettle is on and the runes are restless.
— The Wizard (currently wandering, back shortly)